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Sunday, April 18, 2010
DOES THIS MEAN I AM NOW A CELEBRATED AUTHOR? LOL!I almost died of laughter when I discovered
that an excerpt from my book Bedtime Erotica for Men has been used to illustrate the meaning of the word 'hammer'
when used in place of the word 'penis'. The quote can be found on page 477 of The Routledge Dictionary of Modern
American Slang and Unconventional English (Hardcover) by Tom Dalzell (Editor)
1. the penis US, 1967 They had lost all fear of his hammer. Earlier they had teased it mercilessly, using
both pairs of hands to stroke the shaft while passing the head from one mouth to the other. Lexy Harper, Bedtime Erotica
for Men, p.49, 2006.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
SIZE: NOTHING BUT INCHES?I’ve
just finished reading two contemporary romance novels by one of my favourite authors and in both books I was irritated by
the hugeness of the hero’s appendage. It was like reading about inter-species mating: woman and horse!
Both guys were ultra rich and ultra good-looking. I wouldn’t have minded if they were poor,
good looking and well hung, or rich, ugly and well hung, but all three? Impossible! Okay,
there are rumours that Will Smith is very well hung (Jada honey, please feel free to call or email me to confirm or deny when
you get a spare moment), so a man can have all three of these attributes, but surely this is rare
I once dated a guy who was six-foot-one, good looking and though
he wasn’t rich himself, he came from money. He was intelligent, well read, spoke three languages
fluently and had a penis that was barely five inches when erect. I admit to feeling shocked and a trifle
disappointed the first time he unleashed the ‘little’ monster, but once he got down to business his enthusiasm
made up for the lack of inches. He was a big fan of hooking my legs around his broad shoulders to maximize
his thrusts, so as an added benefit my body became very supple. My current boyfriend is quite good looking, speaks only one language, reads mainly the sports pages and
neither he or his daddy is rich. But he is very well hung. When I told him about my
former boyfriend (omitting his name, of course) and how good he was in bed, small penis and all, he laughed as though I was
telling him the biggest joke. He wasn’t in the least bit threatened. It would
have been a different story if I had told him that my previous boyfriend had had a larger penis – that would have seriously
messed with his mind.
But guys with large appendages laugh now because
guys who are less endowed are likely to have the last laugh. As you get older, you well-hung guys, you
will find that the flow of blood to your midsection required to bring you to full erection may leave you light headed and
too dizzy to perform. On the other hand, guys with smaller penises will barely miss the smaller flow of
blood and be able to fuck on well into their nineties.
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