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Saturday, July 21, 2007
My Responses to the Myspace Questionnaire: If we had sex...
If
we had sex...
1. Would you be in control? I like a strong man - if you are weak I would strap on a dildo and
give you one for being a weak fucker.
2. Would you let me pull your hair? I
have thin, waist-length dreadlocks - pull them and I'd pull your balls.
3. Would you whisper in
my ear? No, I'd growl.
4. Would you talk dirty to me? That's the
only way I talk, baby.
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? Lots
of tongue, sugar.
6. Would you say my name? If I remember it.
7.
Would you go down on me? Up and down, Big Boy!
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
Hickies are for high-school. If you gave me a hickie my other lovers would get jealous.
9. How
many rounds would we go? How many can you go in one night?
10. What would you wanna
do afterwards? Have sex.
11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?
I'd rip yours off - I wear very little.
12. Would you lick and bite
me all over? Bite you all over, lick your asshole especially.
13.
Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point? Get to the point.
14. Would you want
me to take my time? No.
15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? No, when you are tired I would go find someone else to fuck.
16. Would u want me to go
fast or slow? Fast and hard.
17. Where would u wanna "do it" at? In
a public place.
18 Would u be loud or quiet? Loud.
19. Would
you mind if i licked you? You had better.
20. Would you do it 2day? Yes.
21. Would you do it 2morrow? Yes
22. Are you going
to re-post these so I can answer them for you? Yes.
Monday, July 9, 2007
LADIES: IS YOUR MAN BORED WITH YOUR PUSSY?Men
love new pussy, so if your man is bored with your pussy don’t despair. In an ideal world you would
throw away your current pussy and buy a nice new one, but sadly this is not an option. So, what do you
do? Fool him into thinking that he is getting new pussy. First,
cease giving him the pussy with immediately effect! Sometimes your pussy will feel new to him after he
has been denied it for even a few days. If you usually shave your pussy, let some hair grow back on it
– it will feel like a different pussy to him (unless he hates pubic hair). If you have lots of pubic
hair, shave it – again it will feel like new pussy to him. My man, he loves a big curly Afro (he’s
a freak) but I trim my pussy hairs every now and then just so that he can feel like he is getting new pussy. There
is nothing like a tight pussy, so start doing your pussy aerobics and get that pussy as tight as possible. Occasionally
give him a semi-dry pussy, the added friction will make him think he is getting new tight pussy. Use sexual
positions that show your pussy at its best: ride him, put your feet on his shoulders – whatever. If
you are a fuller-figured woman and you can’t do anything but the missionary position, don’t worry - just try to
bring your knees up a bit…the higher the knee, the tighter the pussy. Good luck!
MEN: IS YOUR COCK NOT WORKING AS IT SHOULD?Then
it’s time to diversify. A tongue is a useful tool – use it like a lethal weapon! Think
about it, why are pussies a little salty? Because they were made to be eaten! If your
tongue wasn’t meant to go into a pussy it would be square-tipped not tapered at the end.
Trust me, pussies were made to be tongue-fucked!
You have eight mini-penises at the end of your hands. Okay six if you leave out the little fingers –
use them. Personally, I think that men don’t finger-fuck enough! Me, I love to
be finger-fucked. Matter of a fact, no man is pushing his big cock into me without giving me a couple of
fingers first. My current man: he has to give me three fingers before he can get his cock into me.
Yes, his cock is big! Please don’t hate! I had to test-drive a lot of small-cocked
fuckers to finally get this big-cocked ‘freak’. And please cut your nails and smoothen the
edges before you insert them, the last thing you want is to cut the woman’s pussy with a sharp edge. When
I meet a man for the first time I look at his nails – if they are dirty I don’t give him the time of day.
Don’t be afraid to let your woman bring her dildo or vibrator
to bed. She is more likely to leave you for another man than for a Rampant Rabbit. Although these fuckers are bad! If you are really brave use to link to see the bad
boy in action.
Cheers!
Sunday, July 8, 2007
BOOK TITLES.It
seems as though I may have labelled my books incorrectly - women seems to love Bedtime Erotica for Men! A
lot of my male fans are complaining that their wives/girlfriends are hogging the book and not giving them a chance to read
it. Bedtime Erotica for Freaks (like me) which contains the most girl-on-girl action seems to be the guys’
favourite but surprisingly, the mildest, most romantic of the three: Bedtime Erotica is out-selling them both four-to-one!
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